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Oh My Gods! I Fed the Greek War God!
Haley feeds her dog from an ancient Greek bowl—the kibble lands in a desert, where starving war god Cleon takes it as a miracle. She becomes his goddess, sending water, meat, rifles, armor—crushing 100,000 foes. Bullies humiliate her; tycoon Croft kneels: 'Madame War God.' She is Cleon's fated wife. Crowned, she meets his gaze across time.